Rik vs. The Sea

So exams all done today so I decided to get down to the beach. Get down there and its still all nice and sunny so Doug, Lewis, Raj and me all decide to jump in the sea and its nice n warm! Piss about for a bit, jumping off the jetti etc BUT then we get out to hear a woman playing a cello to witch fog draws into the beach! SHE PLAYED THE FUCKING FOG SONG! Leaving us cold :( I had to wait like 4hrs to get all warm again!

Rik vs. SuperMarkets

Why is it that EVERYTIME I go to ANY supermarket my skin gets RAWLY dry! and 40% of times I get RAW electric shocks!  The dryness is uncanny, what is it in those stores? The humidity? WHAT THE HELL?

Rik vs. The washing machine

So my old raggeddy washing machine finally packed in. It has been leaking for ages and now its GONE TOO FAR!

Dad has gone to London for a few days and i realise im almost out of underwear sooo decide to wash em all BUT then the washing machine starts to act all weird.....

1. barrel wouldnt turn
2. weird weird noises
3. sparks begin to fly
4. smoke comes out

Of course I turn it off at this stage BUT it turns out it has to end its cycle before i can open it...

and voila all my underwear locked away in a watery cage!

DAMMIT!